THIS IS MIKE! AND THIS IS MY BLOG. IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU DO NOT EXIST.

SORRY GUYS FOR THE RECENT TURBULENCE ON THE WEBSITE, YOU GUYS WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ACCESS THAT WEBPAGE. HOW IT HAPPENED? I DON'T KNOW, I WAS BUSY CLEANING UP THE PIPELINE RESORT, I HAVE NO IDEA. IF I FIND ANY CULPRITS, I'LL UPDATE YOU. AGAIN, SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCES. HAPPY WEB-SITING!

I'VE GOT AN ABUNDANCE OF SARCASM TO SHARE, SO IF YOU LIKE TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY... RUN AWAY!!! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN (THAT WAS SERIOUS)

REGARDING THE PREVIOUS POST I JUST KEPT LOSING THEM MYSELF NO WORRIES YOU GUYS ARE FINE

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS STEALING MY OKIDOKIS I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL FUCKING END YOU. I WILL END YOU 6.7 TIMES WITH YOUR NONEXISTENT FAMILY WATCHING AS I BRUTALLY SHOVE A BUTCHER'S KNIFE IN YOUR FUCKING STOMACH AND SLICE IT UPWARDS. 6.7 TIMES.