HELLO, THIS IS MIKE R. O'FONE! NOW YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM THINGS SUCH AS:
The Great Dream Pipeline, The Great Dream Pipeline, The Great Dream Pipeline, The Gr--
(What? What did you say, Mike? I can't write that fast!)
(Go fuck myself? Okay, I guess I'll just write that down too..)
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